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18 April 2009 @ 12:54 am
Spawn of AIM Chats Part 1?  
A drabble in which Lelouch and Neku. It's cracky and not what you expect, the summary? Lelouch pwns Neku.

The title shall be: Just Dance. (:

 
Valium Melody (12:18:39 AM): DUN DUN DUN. THE MOMENT WAS INTENSE AND THE UNEXPECTED WAS GONNA HAPPEN!
Valium Melody (12:18:47 AM): And then Neku comes in all.
Valium Melody (12:18:48 AM): "..."
Valium Melody (12:18:51 AM): "............"
Hyperdyingwill (12:19:05 AM): While Lulu was in the middle of geassing someone else?
Valium Melody (12:19:09 AM): Pretty much.
Valium Melody (12:19:15 AM): BLOOD FLEW EVERYWHERE~~~
Hyperdyingwill (12:19:21 AM): LOL
Valium Melody (12:19:23 AM): HOW INTENSE
Hyperdyingwill (12:20:19 AM): Looks right at them.... Tells them to die.... And then they stand upright... Shout "YES YOUR HIGHNESS" and shoot themselves in the head or neck
Valium Melody (12:20:32 AM): HOW INTENSE.
Hyperdyingwill (12:20:36 AM): GREAT FOUNTAINS OF BLOOD
Valium Melody (12:20:54 AM): NEKU DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT, TOO LOST IN THE SOUND OF HIS HEADPHONES...
Valium Melody (12:21:04 AM): UNTIL THE BLOOD SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE CLOTHES HE JUST BOUGHT YESTERDAY,
Valium Melody (12:21:09 AM): NOW NEKU IS ANGRY.
Valium Melody (12:21:19 AM): HE ONLY BUYS CLOTHES EVERY 6 MONTHS.
Valium Melody (12:21:29 AM): ...
Valium Melody (12:21:32 AM): *on crack*
Hyperdyingwill (12:21:36 AM): *loves this*
kyuusexual (12:21:37 AM): LOLOLOLOLOL
shade impulse (12:21:39 AM): -same-
Valium Melody (12:22:29 AM): SO NEKU LOOKED UP FROM HIS SANCTUARY OF MUSIC, CLEARED HIS THROAT AND LOOKED AT LEDOUCHE NOT SO STRAIGHT IN THE EYE CAUSE THAT'S RETARDED.
Valium Melody (12:22:37 AM): HOW INTENSE.
kyuusexual (12:23:02 AM): LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Valium Melody (12:24:06 AM): Either way, Neku looks up from his blood splattered clothes and gives Ledouche the look. This look said all of course, it showed his dreams, his goals, his ambitions--his emo and hatred. Those were the feelings that stood out the most when Neku decided to speak.
Valium Melody (12:24:09 AM): "...Did you stab yourself in the eye with a pencil?"
Valium Melody (12:24:15 AM): *GASP*
Hyperdyingwill (12:25:09 AM): CONTINUE
Hyperdyingwill (12:25:13 AM): *whipcrack*
Valium Melody (12:25:56 AM): SO LELOUCH TURNED HIS HEAD BACK AROUND SO FAST THAT EVEN THE NARRATOR WENT: "OSHIT."
Valium Melody (12:26:23 AM): LELOUCH ALSO HAD A LOOK IN HIS EYES, THIS WAS JUST CALLED GEASS, THE LOOK THAT PWNS YOUR ASS.
shade impulse (12:26:28 AM): ROFLROFL
Valium Melody (12:26:38 AM): Poor Neku didn't know what he was in for.
Valium Melody (12:26:43 AM): ...
Valium Melody (12:26:52 AM): WHAT WAS LELOUCH GOING TO DO?
Valium Melody (12:26:53 AM): WHAT.
Valium Melody (12:26:58 AM): HOW INTENSE.
Valium Melody (12:28:08 AM): Lelocuh ripped off Neku's headphones, at this point the boy is almost cowering in fear and all Lelouch does is keep pwning his ass. He grins, almost sadistically, but Lelouch has too much class for that.
Valium Melody (12:28:21 AM): "DANCE FOR YOUR HIGHNESS."
Hyperdyingwill (12:28:23 AM): No he doesn't.
Valium Melody (12:28:30 AM): In this fic he does
Valium Melody (12:28:31 AM): Okay
Valium Melody (12:28:44 AM): :| HE HAS
Valium Melody (12:28:46 AM): TO
Valium Melody (12:28:53 AM): HE WANTS NEKU TO DANCE
shade impulse (12:29:05 AM): SO HE SHALL DANCE ~
Valium Melody (12:29:12 AM): AND SO NEKU DANCED.
Valium Melody (12:29:35 AM): HE DANCED TO THE SOUNDS OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, LADY GAGA, BRITNEY SPEARS, POP SENSATIONS ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT MADE NEKU CRINGE
shade impulse (12:29:41 AM): HAHAHA
Hyperdyingwill (12:29:45 AM): OH GOD YES
Hyperdyingwill (12:29:51 AM): AND HE WILL REMEMBER NONE OF IT
kyuusexual (12:29:57 AM): ROOOFL
kyuusexual (12:29:59 AM): ILU
Valium Melody (12:31:37 AM): Neku looks up at his new master, Lelouch finally does smirk sadistically because he lost his class five seconds ago because of complaints. "I am not satisfied." He speaks with little amusment in his voice, Lelouch was being completely serious.
Valium Melody (12:32:10 AM): Something cold lands in Neku's hand, a gun of course (how intense) and with that, Lelouch smirks again in triumph.
Valium Melody (12:32:17 AM): "DANCE YOUR FINAL DANCE."
 
 
 
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Lelouch vi Britannia: Geassxii_prince on April 18th, 2009 06:06 am (UTC)
1/2
This would be Lulu's reaction.

GEASS YOU ALL INTO FORGETTING THIS!
Lelouch vi Britannia: Confidentxii_prince on April 18th, 2009 06:07 am (UTC)
This is mun's reaction!

For she is a sick person and enjoys character torture.
pantsoffnow on April 18th, 2009 07:22 am (UTC)
BB. YOU FORGOT SOMETHING MUY IMPORTANTE. B|

THE PERFECT STRANGER~

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Joshua strode along the path, making for Old Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Epic Cardboard box, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Boob.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his bitchy shit just in time to face the gay man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck rapidly, and Joshua barely raised his shit to meet the attack. They fought long and sadly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Joshua found himself forced to one knee, the man's shit pressed to his young vagina. "I am Ledouche of Old Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Epic Cardboard box. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on ~*~+HIS SANCTUARY OF EPIC THINGS+~*~."

But Joshua had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his shit with a twist, overpowered Ledouche and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Joshua said, looking down upon him.

Ledouche's penis shimmered like Table-kun and Nina on a hot summer day. "I have underestimated you, Joshua. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Joshua's desire was enflamed. His vagina throbbed and all his thoughts were to fuck Ledouche like a pedobear. Joshua caressed Ledouche's shrivled penis and he responded. They came together tragically, and their joining was as sparkly as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet gayass!" Joshua groaned and fucked Ledouche as ~*~+INTENSLY+~*~ as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Joshua said. "That's where I put the Epic Cardboard box for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed huskily on the grass, forgetful of all but their cuntastic love. "We will stay together forever," Ledouche said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Boob never got the Epic Cardboard box and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.